blates looks like simon!

where to start. my typing is gnna be a lil lame 2nite, altho it normaly is, cos my fingers are stikky, its soo hot. also i masturbated.. anyhoo. i managed to find more trees that smell like semen, oblivious to the rest of the world that dont smell their tissues when theyr done. the chemical compisition... lol lets not take the beauty away from it. so i decided to write again after some writers block because georges blog is gettin good. bastard. so i need some new material...good material. its harder than it looks to write entertaining stuff. apparnetly j k rowling used to sit in some coffee shop wen she thought up harry potter. more like harry mocha.....hehe:p *blushes* coffee does help u write. it enters the mouth...warm n tasty, and makes u happy. caffeine then enters the stomach and is absorbd instantly in the small intestine, its in liquid so it gets a fast trak into ur digestive system, like those lines at thorpe park. i ws waitin at thorpe park for 90 in a line for stealth, some lil girls startin singing britney spears...i hit them one more time....hehe:p *blushes* oh yh once the caffeine goes into ur blood it releases soem reactionary chemicals and serotonin the happy stuff. happy ppl are usually the ones who are the most annoying. like mr hamid, sure hes a fat jolly son of a whorish radion, but he seems happy. i remember he used to love romero. i mean who didnt? late night in ml1 with pearlman...rubbin each other with lotion on the front desk.....wen mr jelf comes in with only a speedo and a party hat. mmmm! i laughed for a while jst now jus remembering jelf eatin weetabix any time of the day. wt a G. i miss PE, i ws just gettin into football and then we dont have to play anymore..sigh. sport is good, its keep men manly in this age of feminist domination. feminism is turnin the world into gayness and knobbishness. actuli its the originality matrix. i lyk the matrix, the film cos it had shooting and the black guy actuli survived and then becomes a CSI. anybody wtch csi? theres this one in miami where everyones a prik. the main isnt even a policeman, hes like an Lt, i swer thats in the army:S theres this texan woman who loves guns, probably for shooting niggaz, or spics, miami has a lot of immigrants, and slaves, they export them to the cotton factories in georgia. i spent 4 weeks in georgia, its full of blak ppl, they used to sell weed right outside my aunts shop. lol yh my aunt has a corner shop. they call my aunt mama and my uncle papa...mainly cos they dont kno theyr own rentz. i feel sorta sorry for orphans cos they have to live in victorian england. empires count as supranational bodies right? they have to. is the EU an empire? the usa defo is, infact any federal system shud be surely? like india and um.... other places? i just loggd in to chek my email, i have like a gazillion different passwords, unlike some ppl i kno who use the same one and then tell everyone what it is. does everyone else have like another secret email account for stuff thats like dodgy and pornographic? its funs signing up to stuff and usin jasons home address so he gets lots of bills. ms patel just calld me...all 7 trillion of them, i gtta return my book. i dnt think ill be able to get to skl in this heat. its canada day today, my bros gone to london. theyr actuli sellin bison burgers:S do they still exist? i gt food in my belly and a licence for my telly - P Nutini. you need a licence for ur tv... i just thought about it. u need a licence for a GUN...a license to KILL...hell a licence to drive... but a permission to watch tv?? sigh. i ws reading the daily mail....wait a minute!!:O u see my maa doesnt trust me to make food on my kitchen table without makin a mess, she has a point, so she gets old newspapers from old ladies on my street and lays them on the table so i can do my bizz. anyhoo they all read the daily mail. it ws sayin that the mccanns, u kno the baby killers, are makin a surplus on the amount of donations theyr receivin and the amount spent on searching. about 150k. a good business idea i have to say. ppl i have had a mini relapse into my coffee addiction, as all addicts do. ill get over it. but i have to say it reli does make u feel better, atleast for like 10 minutes. think of all the things u do in 10 mins....kate three times over mmmhmm! im listenin to la roux atm, she reli does look like simon. look ill make it my pic and ill let u decide. anyhoo we have 3 pretty sik female artists comin thru. lil boots, la roux, florence n the machine.....NOW i think 80% ppl hate these three. 15% dont kno who they are..hint hint tanjil, james, ravee mr jenkins and so forth. personally i think theyr great. u kno who i cant stand tho... empire of the sun i mean what twats! why wud u be austrailian? just stupid. i sorta forget australia exists half the time. i mean even wen im lookin at a world map, the edges of the world are like the americas and japan. like no1 lives there, the population of london is probably bigger. speakin of london, shudnt north london split off from south london? all these niggers are makin us look bad. WHOAH i take that bak. that ws my daddy talkin. did i talk about my aunts shop? she is sooo racist man. i think its cos she loves them reli, and blak ppl are racist to themselves, white bourgoisie mentality man, usa suks. its weird but now we can forget everything we've learnt over the last 7 years or so, ill never need to use maths again, especially after the iphone learnt to calculate the split bill. the next generation will not be able to use calculators. or even their heds. just like in sainsburys the other day wen we gt £4.70 change frm a fiver for spending £1.30, im not complainin but technology is makin us stupider. why learn to write wen u have a laptop max? why learn to socialise wen u have msn? maybe its just progression. thats why the matrix was created in that film, not cos of the reason they gave, did anyone understand the film?... but because ppl were to obese and stupid to do thing themselves that they lived in a computerisd world where they were semi-perfect. actuli sounds quite cool, especially if u cud just load all those things into ur hed, like kung fu. i wud learn french, just so i cud swer at ppl and make it sound romantic. ilya du solieli mutha fuker! i remember wen my pc hard drive ws 64 mb. bak in the day, duke nukem was 16 mb! huge ting man, the doom 3 of the day. also doom was pretty big then to. iggcq3 i think was god mode. im finally 18! all the things ive alwas been doin i can now do legally! god the irony! im gnna be a lawyer.. im such a bad citizen:( i dnno who to work for, the market, the queen or the state, but is the queen the state?, l'etat c'est moi. nah i think we've moved on. the queen wants a pay rise! what exactly does she spend her money on? coccaine? i cant blame her, she has such a flop family. phil FLOP, charles FLOP harry FLOP, willys prety cool tho, has a nice choice in women. how old is the queen? and why isnt she ded yet? wen she dies its gnna be mega missionz gettin all the money bak and printin charles on it. is it illegal for the monarchy to marry blak ppl, blak genes are dominant innit. so just one and the royal family will be a very different colour. good ol blighty. apart from london this country is pretty shit. now sweden...theres some social democracy we can be proud of. also...*lost in thought*. i think this is the first time im successfully pikked up a post from another day, i startd this last night and startd again today, im pretty impressd with my self. actuli im easily impressd, omg i have 5 fingers! actuli stuff like that does freak me out occasionally, i dnno if ive alredi talk about this. but like i ws thinkin about arms. if we saw arms on alien, not like ours but like slightly different, they wud seem weird. big tentancle type things with grabby things. weird man. like have u noticed how big trees are...theyr HUGE!! and theyr alive!! theres like a 20ft being living outside my house and i never seem to care. some hindu i am. i dnno why i still call myself hindu, probz u cud probably be a satanist(not the actual ideology but like a satan worshipper) and thatll probably be accepted by hindus as a path to god. how comes its always the sort of pushy religious ppl who are the ones that dont understand their own religions, but i spose religion is what one makes of it. so theres like 7 billions religions. does athiesm count? i spose it does. ive found myself defending relgions recently, and i have no idea why. maybe its because my brother has finally found the guts to say hes an atheist. and i hate everything my bro likes. he keeps sayin democracy cant have a constitution or otherwise its a republic. in a sense thats true, but in everyother sense its not. for a republic powr has to lay with the constitution and a set of unelected senate. well not unelected but not neccesarily universal suffrage. power doesnt lay with the demos. in liberal democracy where does power lay? with the power elite ofcourse chomsky. well maybe ..um...damn! i always do this. wt i ws sayin is that a state can have a constituion while still keeepin power residing with the ppl, look at switzerland. my family keeps almonds all over the place, my mum says they make ur brain work better. my mums better of in the kitchen and not lecturing. well this is a lil more than i usually write, i think it actuli was the coffee that helpd....sigh. welll until next time guys. peace