overtaking merret

thats right folks i think, im pretty sure ive got the maths right here, that with this post i've overtaken merret for most posts, includin that other shit blog i had once. how sad. nehoo turns out im goin on holiday. whoohoo? to majorca..sigh. i try to avoid chavs in this country why wud i want to do that in a whole other time zone and climate. i spose it wud be a break from this rather boring unoutrageousness. actuli summers not thaaat bad. i ws in the parke the other day. oh my. it ws in the 12th century u see, i cant believe i jsut spelt park like that, it wsnt a typo, it just felt sooo right....MMM! i once spelt or as ore, totally different words. nehoo in the park i ws surrounded by these huge trees, as is normal in a park. cut to the chase kavz... yh then i came on her face! then it startd rainin, in the park.. by the way i came on kates face just incase u were wondrin. i remember thinkin, hmm trees will keep me dry n safe while it rains... BANG!! some emotionally fragile lightning comes my way, this was the first time ive ever seen lightning and heard the thunder at the same time. i remember wen i ws in yr 4 a bunch of girls in my class were cryin cos there ws thunder which was allah comin to get them for being sluts.. u see one of them took their scarves off during PE!!:O shock horror... and then the rest of their kit to suck of mr blacklock. anyhoo in the mark i swer i cud smell smoke. i though oh shit chavz.. but it ws tobacco/weed free, also in the whole lightning context, chavs wud have been a rather weak explanation for the smoke. i also heard a scream and it ws gettin louder......... aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAH!!!! turns out zeus had fallen off his cloud into the earthly realm. wategwann i greeted him with a smile. i cud tell zeus was confused about how he travelled the 1,700 miles from mt olympus to seven kings park in the distance a drop of rain falls. he then calld for his dinosaur morph and megazord and went to fight some huge bad guy where no damage ws reported and the incident passed without notice from the public. ive never gt how anyone cud be good at public speaking, i mean wt if ur crowd is just dum and they dnt get ur revolutionary ideas.. the jews ARE a renewable source of energy:( bad days in st petersburg. have u seen that plynth in traf sq? i ws there with matt the other day.. SHOUT OUT TO MY BWOI MATT BIG UP!. hopefully hell lett me sleep with sister now. nehoo wt wud u do for a whole hour in the middle of a national landmark. u kno wt i wud do..... yes i would get my penis out and semen all over my lovelys, u sik minded ppl. wt i wud reli do is buy a whole load of hair gell and point my hair at about a 50 degree angle to my face and also do the same to my pubes except to my tummy and get a semi on, then i cud be three sun dials. some jappo myt ask... hmm wts the time, ofcourse he cud look at big ben, bt wt if he 4gt his glasses,... SUNDIAL MAN!! hmm i dnt reli trust his hair...how about a 2nd opinion... thats right chek out his pubes! i dnno why jappos are always on holiday lookin at the sites, its not like they can see. i saw bruno the other day, it has a very powerful message i have to say. u kno wt? for this entire time ive been typing ive been tryin to think of a joke involving tom... no luck tho:( i think its subconsciously outa pure respect. so i stalkd tanjil and his gf the other day, they didnt see me but i have photos if u want proof. shes kinda freaky lookin upfront. nah im playin sees fine. just a lil question tho.. dude wt were u doin with ur hands?! seriously! dudes gta pop peace.

sigh MORE Rhymes? - A2 Politics

Look at the state's shiny iron fist
That's a Muslim not a terrorist!
Whatever happened to my human rights?
When did this tyranny take flight?
What happened to mr Jean-Jacques?
What happened to our social contract?
What happened to accountability?
Trust and responsibility?
'Complexed' by modern industry
And dont forget the military.


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read below aswell i wrote more lame stuff:D

growing up

mental activity isnt real activity.

my room gets messy so quickly, i only tidied it up yesterday. My mum was yelling at me, she was all emotional and blood was trickling down her leg, so i thought it wud be in my interest to do so. there was quite alot of paper, most of it from histry, and like a good indian i didnt throw it away or even recycle it, i just shoved it in my closet along with my sexual orientation. now this room is covered in clothes, which are mostly potato sacks ive bought frm matalan. theres a natural feel to the clothes, its like a jungle. i like to think theres some sort of scientific theory behind why my room never stays clean, its like the pressure system or osmosis. when i tidy my room i create a vacuum with low pressure which sucks in mess. i dont think i'll make any religious comparisons to my logic, im not reli in the mood.

i was thinking, Jesus, the son of god, was blates a homosexual. forgive my stereotyping, i AM trying to be funny. firstly, jesus surrounded himself with 12 men...GAY. he touched men on a regular basis (healin n shit)..GAY. he drank wine....overwhelmingly GAY. aswell as proving jesus was gay ive been trying to figure out what the fourth dimension is. mathematic doesnt need one, english student say there isnt one cos we've alredi used up axis x,y and z. but perhaps if we go to one of those crazy asian countries we might have more letters. i thought that if u draw three boxes on top of each other u might see it, but it just makes a mess. a vegetarian can eat meat with a clean conscience if they eat the placenta that comes with a baby. its like vegetarians want to be hated, surely that borders cannibalism. one of the questions people ask when theyre gettin to kno others is about favourite colours. why would you like one colour more than others? i do like purple, but it seems kinda homosexual. i used to say mine was green but my rents beat that outa me cos its the colour of the pakis. actuli my fave colour is black now, cos im lonely and misunderstood. lol

if you can figure out the reasons ive used for starting new paragraphs then ur a smarter person than i. paragraphs are so middle class! lol. i like that. if the nazis had won the war, i wonder how they wouldve dealt with global warming. burning jews at a higher rate would have been counter-productive. that kinda sounded america, nothing to be ashamed of. i felt a bit of shame the other day cos i sed semi as sem-eye. the yank way. using the word eye, theres a clear way to working in a joke about either kate or the dutch. ill leave that to ur imagination. when people go to war, does the army effectively lynch the opposing army? only reason ive brought it up is cos i got the oxfrd definition for lynch, i used to think it was just the game where u hang black folk. inalienable rights... never did come up on the exam.

peace.

A Trip Down Memory Lane

9th November 2003

LATIN SIR'S SICK LUST FOR BOYS AGE 13
A PERVERT teacher who lusts after boys as young as 13 is exposed by The People today.
Barry Clarke, 60, is outwardly a respected Classics master who teaches Latin and ancient Greek to teenage lads.
But parents of his pupils will be shocked to learn of his sick secret desires.
During our investigation, twisted Clarke:
-DROOLED over good-looking pupils he sees in class.
-FANTASISED about having sex with them.
-HUNTED for like-minded sickos on gay chatlines and
-PLANNED to meet a 14-year-old boy for sex.
A freelance investigator posing as a rent boy called Matt was invited to divorced dad-of-two Clarke's flat within hours of meeting him via a hardcore chatline called Fist.
The senior teacher at prestigious Ilford County High School in Redbridge, Essex, rubbed his hands in glee as he said: "There's some beautiful pupils.
"They've got beautiful bodies. They're very sweet and they like me.
"They've got lovely smiles and I can imagine what their bodies are like.
"There's one boy with a fantastic torso. I'd like to slowly undress him to his pants, then touch him, kiss him, stroke his legs, his bottom, then take him to bed and **** him.
"Then I'd just hold him tight. That would be nice. He's Asian, got a fantastic body."
Smirking Clarke went on: "There's one or two attractive boys in Year Nine, age 13.
"Some of them are well-formed. Some of them have really shapely legs and a nice bottom and you can tell from experience what they're going to be like underneath.
"I've been looking all my life so I know exactly. There's some very nice and very attractive boys with very nice bodies underneath, I can tell."
Believing Matt to be a paedophile with a 14-year-old boyfriend, the teacher asked: "Does he sleep with you? Does he stay the night, come to bed with you?"
The investigator replied: "You must have done it once in a while?"
Clarke told him: "Of course I have. I'm not blaming you, I'm just interested."
As they discussed older men bedding teenagers, Clarke said: "Just enjoy it. Sit back and enjoy it. Don't worry. I certainly don't. I'm just careful. A man in my position..."
But he carelessly named his school, adding: "It's a local education authority school, a real, proper grammar school.
"We take the top seven per cent of the borough and get better results than private schools." Pouring two glasses of wine, seedy Clarke revealed his favourite fantasy: "About 14, 13. Some 13-year-olds are beautiful, they've got beautiful bodies, lovely shape.
"Over the age of 20 or 30 I tend to be less attracted."
Stretched out on a sofa and wearing a dressing gown, he readily admitted preferring teenagers to men his own age.
Clarke explained: "They've got beautiful bodies. I just love beautiful bodies, something that's attractive. That's what I'm into. I'm not necessarily into the bump and grind of it all but I do like a beautiful body. That to me is the most attractive thing, to be able to touch it, to kiss it, to hold it.
"They're lovely kids. They're beautiful and they're becoming sexually active."
Clarke hastened to add that he looked but did not touch.
He said: "I've got fantasies but I'm not actually doing it.
"Not under 16, of course not. I'm not that daft. I don't want to end up in jail." Clarke admitted sometimes eyeing up pupils during Latin lessons.
He said: "I can see under the desks, you see. I can't see their ***** because they've got trousers on but I like to look at their bodies. I wouldn't do anything - it's my job, it's my life and it's illegal."
But Clarke, who is soon to visit China with a party of pupils, DID try to turn his fantasies into reality.
The freelance investigator had already discussed with Clarke the fictitious teenage lover he had invented.
Then last Tuesday he texted Clarke: "You said you fancied my boyfriend, Adam, and he's only 14. How about a threesome?"
Immediately after lessons, the teacher replied: "I do indeed fancy him, but on his own."
In a phone call next day Clarke said he wanted to perform oral sex on the boy - but not in his own home. The conversation continued: Matt: "I'll tell him he's coming up for a visit then?"
Clarke: "Yeah. I don't mind coming over to you."
Matt: "What? You want to meet him at mine?"
Clarke: "At yours, yeah."
Matt: "Can I watch?"
Clarke: "If he wants to."
He then arranged to meet the 14-year-old at Matt's flat after school.
No such meeting took place. But our evidence is available to the education authorities.

Source: http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-109979035.html

Nuclear Diplomacy - Two Bad Analyses

So, Russia and the USA have agreed to reduce the number of nuclear arms each has. The cold war has been over for how long? And finally each country has agreed to reduce numbers of weapons of ‘considerable’ destruction to a mere 1,700 each. Having none was enough for Iraq to invite invasion. If Sadaam had held an unelected position and controlled a puppet to run the country from a seemingly legitimate position, would have an invasion still have been on the cards? Also agreed was a safe passage of US army equipment to be flown through Russia to Afghanistan. I had forgotten that troops were still there. Is it wrong for a country to cooperate with a country with a dubious legitimate electoral and human rights record to impose a government on another country while all the while promoting power to the people? Sweet talk and tanned skin is all it takes to seemingly wash the imperial nature out of a nation.

The USA and Russia are back on speaking terms after a tense 8 years. President Obama has miraculously managed to reduce the number of nuclear arms on each side down. The move is hopefully a sign of good faith on both sides to drop the aggressive approaches taken in the past. The agreement also included free passage of equipment to fight the war on terror in Afghanistan through Russia. The previous route through Pakistan was often subject to attacks from militants and this agreement will aid the progression to an elected and stable government of Afghanistan. The break from the mould set by the Bush administration is allowing the USA to be taken seriously in its attempt to prove it isn’t just self-serving and hopes to extend to hands of diplomacy even further towards China and N. Korea are becoming ever more realistic.

period 5+6

sarah walks into the class
her mind starts to dance
as she looks across the room
the kids sneak a glance
this is not what they planned
billy puts up his hand
and says....

miss!
do we live just to die?
no we dont,
we only live to multiply
but why?
that seems so dum!
but its fun!
ask your mum
she fucks till shes numb

who were the nazis?
well to be blunt
the nazis were cunts
they killd loads of jews
and they flopped the eastern front

why is the sky blue?
its all about the bending of light,
you learnt about the spectrum right?
all the colours perceived by sight.
well they bend around the earth
electromagnetism shit
white lights goes on to split
and only blue then transmits

miss i feel sick.
then fuk off to the office
and make it quick
they'll believe u
theyr that thick
cos i kno ur not ill
ur just a fukkin lazy prick

why does mummy cry?
cos ur dads homosexual
and their marriage is a lie
u kno why ur dad makes the post man run?
well because lil jimmy
ur the postman's son.

riiiiing!
break time guys
the kids seem shocked
but fuck off like flies
sarah stands there
and starts to reflect
done her bit for today
taught the kids about respect.