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Wategwann was created to mask the real name of the author of this blog, too bad he mentions his own name like all the time!

Monday, 14 February 2011

A-OK




As the oil from the left over chinese that i accidently dropped of my table soaks into my carpet... i keep telling myself that im fine. Yh mn im fine, yh dw im kl, chill im kk. As the blood drips out of the side of my mouth because i bit it while eating some peanut butter sandwich when i wasnt even hungry i keep telling myself that im fine. I mean i shudnt have been eatin anywayz so it shudntve reli happnd bt yh its ayt.
As i find myself thinkin of different mathematical proofs and how many tiles there are on the lecture hall ceiling during a standard lecture of which im paying attention 3% to i keep telling myself its fine. Yh its nt that bad, atleast im at uni, gettin into debt for no apparent reason, committing my life to something i hate is not as pathetic as it seems. no problemo.

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

True Colours



You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Though I realise
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
But the darkness inside you
Makes you feel so small

Show me a smile then
And don't be unhappy,
Can't remember when
I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you're taking all you can then
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there.

Saturday, 22 January 2011

biased much?



2p coins; the second most useless piece of metal after the 1p coin. And also random screws, those are kinda annoying aswell, and solder balls we used to make in electronics. what exactly can u buy with 2p coins?their use it completely insignificant, in comparison to the 1p coin which can be used to give exact change. i hear screams of 'no wategwann ur wrong and crazy!' and 'go back to cuba u hippie' but think about it, u dont reli wnt that 2p coin in ur change and u most likely give it charity or find a way to get rid of it. so why in this age of rationalism and cutting the deficit do we waste our time minting 2p coins? simple.... its a tory conspiracy:p no1 keeps their 2p coins so they either throw them away, let the cashier keep the change or give it to charity. if u throw them away then homeless ppl will collect n spend, so the state doesnt have to look after them. if u let the cashier keep it then ur helping businessess to increase their profits, so the state doesnt have to subsidise, and if u give to charity the state doesnt have to give a fuck. all so the state doesnt have 'tax' u and spend money on crap, while a third of that money goes to business which is ownd by...the tories. eat that dan brown.