OH NO! lookin bak on what ive become... its not wt the kavi last year wud be proud of. given he ws a idealist n pretentious prik... he had some good in him. now im even worse!! well enuf about me. as i steal wireless internet frm my neighbour and avoid my drunken dad who has just walkd into my house, i realise... i actuli broke my front door handle.. shudnt reli be proud of that ey? bt still takes alot of strngth i thought, if it only it had been intentionally. so i misdd u london. same ol depressin losrness. i like to think i brougt shit bak frm soton into my life here.... n i think i did, i mean my day still starts at 3pm.
also ive become even mooooooore self obsessd! u nevr thought it possible ay? bt yh shit happns
so i thought id continue writing here, nt so much to entertain u plebs, altho it may do, bt i spose as to keep one's flabby carcass active. make sure this brain doesnt stop workin. so nw i gt competetition frm new blogs ive discovered frm my uni buddies aaran n ramses. heres the low down.
aaran pretty offers no resistance to the irrestiable charm mine offers to those with the ability to read it. the surreal non sequiturial nature of wategwann is enuf the over power the overwhelmin boringness of one kiwi!
ramses is tougher opposition! short n sweet with an asian insight n easy going humour may attract the more casual reader... how to combat that? nuclear AIDs... get me some uranium , a blak man and three apes n meet me by ms cailles office...
remember good ol keanan n kel. fikkin coons. whoops soz.. negroids. now im not a racist..................................................................................................................................................................................................................... bt 2 blak guys in a store just screams robbery. nope kavz ur pretty much the same. soz merett if u red i kno u dnt like that word. so spain won the world cup, bunch of priks, apart frm fabregas,,, good ol arsenal player for life he is. wts the deal with iceland anywayz.... shop or country i just cannot decide! hmm shud i pop in something intellectual? remember philosophy doesnt answer nething... it just keeps u busy thinkin till ur too dead to care. wel i leave my comebak at that for the time being.
actuli no, im still nt sleepy, n ive gt like 20 mins on my laptop. its weird how 2 am is pretty late for home time, i wudve been expected to be asleep like 2 hours ago... but at uni i wud JUST be gettin to my room on a school night. i miss uni. no kavi times have changed! so london has changed.. wer the fuk have these tamils come frm? must sneaked in thru the shadows! ... yh wategwann racism isnt thatt funny anymore, its a lil annoyin actuli. ryyyyt. so wt the fuk am i meant to talk about then? there are foxes in my garden, one ate a baby the other, or some shit like that . my mum ws like :O im like bitch stop watchin the tv n make me a sandwich. ok sexism isnt funny either. hmm theres not much left is there? its reli hot man. i blame global warming. it ws reli cold during winter drawin us into a false sense of security.. thats wts global warming WANTS u to think! then bam! melts u like a meltable solid in a british summer ! sickkening isnt it? i dnt see y apple decided to make the iGlobalwarming.. i mean theyve got enuf of the market share, why wont the government DO something!? fukkin coalition, libdems r fukkin sellouts! now i cud make gay jokes bout that dude, bt no im gnna rise above it... riiiiight i tried applyin to volunteer at a law firm for disabled ppl, never responded.... disabled joke? u guys are sik.... like seriously mentally sik! righht so my batterys gone... cya soon guys! brb!
