What I meant to say the other night...

The guardian of the water came out of its cave with a splash to quench my thrist. Making stories looking at my bottle is pretty tough....like a pyramid! What i realised today is that there are a lot of keyholes around. Which means that there are loads of places locked up, probably for no good reasons. This makes me mad. Firstly, due to my sense of entitlement to inspect such areas. Secondly because i have yet to find another keyhole within a door or cupboard with an intial keyhole. It's strange about things that would make my day. Usually, when I'm in one place for a certain amount of time, it becomes "messy". My theory is that mess is exclusively a man made creation. A volcano vomitting out all that destructive lava is not usually described as "messy". A hurricane on a desolate beach is not usually messy, but put one man made hut on that then BAM! the remains of that hut make the beach look, you guessed it, "messy". Messi is hardly messy, apart from maybe the hair. But connecting the word messy to the name Messi, does usually involve a messy sense of humour. Actually I think the word clumsy is more appropiate. Sometimes its a little slip and you don't get much grief. Sometimes, you fall over and hurt your knee and get compensation, you dumn bitch! In the library I saw this sign, on lvl 1 check it out for yourself... "special vision required... please do not remove this magnifier"... huh what magnifier... AHHH i geddit! see I'm not sure that meant to be funny. You know what annoys me? When people say thank you. How about YOU fucking thank me! Telling me what to do ... you aint my daddy!I got an email today asking us to keep the noise down. It was more like a request, you know what I mean? Would you please keep the noise down, thank you for your consideration. No thanks are required considering I haven't actually said I would be quiet you assuming prick! Also thank you for your consideration, why the fuck would I thank myself for consideration I haven't even considered to give. sigh.

i hope life is good for u. ive rarely been more upset guys. i kno i say that a lot but thats all explainable, bt ryt now, im just glad this is not a sad day or otherwise i'd be on the several parts of my carpet weeping. i wish i wasnt the complusive liar i am reader and i wish i cud just spray the blood of truth from my black heart, there is so much i havent said. alas, im still afraid to share myself with the world.

the other night...

It all started in sobar with quad vods n red bull. As i walkd home in the freezing cold giggling in phone conversation im not too sure existd, little did i kno wt awaited me. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness, i told myself that this could all be a dream bt i went about readying myself anyway. the bunfight was today, where all the societies frm around uni whore themselves out on shit canteeneque tables. draggin myself to the bathroom i collapsed halfway, the green carpets of jblok were just too comfortable. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness, and finally brushed up to leave. i found my mate james who startd yellin at me, i cudnt understang wt the fuk he ws sayin bt i ws lyk yh sure dude. then fukin bit me!!! i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. i realised that i didnt even have a friend called james. looking at my ceiling i started talking to myself, im soo ill i sed, a voice in my hed replied... oh my. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. then i went to the bunfyt n lost kab n isaac somehow. trying not to throw up amongst the crowds i floated thru towards the susu sports hall. insted of going in i went to the stairs and sat down, my head ws spinning, fuk alcohol. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. i started thinkin of the nyt b4, fallin down a flight of stairs wyl still keepin all my drank in my cup. estas bien? i moved thru the ppl towards the mexican society and sed hi to lulu. siginin up and tryin to be polite n seem kk i smiled and moved on. the gap outside brought my senses bak. i entered the jubilee and KAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! that fukin ching chong carly is grabbin my arm draggin me across the hall... i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness... i fukkin wish!! convinced she ws actuli speakin chinese i jst nodded and looked around. i left the bunfight after a wyl and walkd bak with edd. and went to bed. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. Kab ws at my door. u comin dinner kavi? nah man im feelin too ill man. kk. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. kai n kab were at my door with my dinner, aww man i love u guys. they help me stream the champions league game..i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness 6 fukkin ppl are sitiin in my room watching wyl im jamming in my bed... sigh! im nevr drinkin again man.