It all started in sobar with quad vods n red bull. As i walkd home in the freezing cold giggling in phone conversation im not too sure existd, little did i kno wt awaited me. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness, i told myself that this could all be a dream bt i went about readying myself anyway. the bunfight was today, where all the societies frm around uni whore themselves out on shit canteeneque tables. draggin myself to the bathroom i collapsed halfway, the green carpets of jblok were just too comfortable. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness, and finally brushed up to leave. i found my mate james who startd yellin at me, i cudnt understang wt the fuk he ws sayin bt i ws lyk yh sure dude. then fukin bit me!!! i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. i realised that i didnt even have a friend called james. looking at my ceiling i started talking to myself, im soo ill i sed, a voice in my hed replied... oh my. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. then i went to the bunfyt n lost kab n isaac somehow. trying not to throw up amongst the crowds i floated thru towards the susu sports hall. insted of going in i went to the stairs and sat down, my head ws spinning, fuk alcohol. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. i started thinkin of the nyt b4, fallin down a flight of stairs wyl still keepin all my drank in my cup. estas bien? i moved thru the ppl towards the mexican society and sed hi to lulu. siginin up and tryin to be polite n seem kk i smiled and moved on. the gap outside brought my senses bak. i entered the jubilee and KAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! that fukin ching chong carly is grabbin my arm draggin me across the hall... i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness... i fukkin wish!! convinced she ws actuli speakin chinese i jst nodded and looked around. i left the bunfight after a wyl and walkd bak with edd. and went to bed. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. Kab ws at my door. u comin dinner kavi? nah man im feelin too ill man. kk. i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness. kai n kab were at my door with my dinner, aww man i love u guys. they help me stream the champions league game..i woke up cold and dizzy in a state of semi consciousness 6 fukkin ppl are sitiin in my room watching wyl im jamming in my bed... sigh! im nevr drinkin again man.
Gandalf would suit me perfectly young sir.
ReplyDeleteMy rating would be a nice dependable 7/10.
And no friend called James? James Tan? (who left that very comment in the rating section :D) James Reid? Although I'm not soo sure the former would still want to be your friend after that appalling and crass display of racism you have just made. I've found Chinese people to be very sensitive to criticism, although I admit I don't know huge amounts of Chinese people...
That was so funny at Sobar man, but I agree I felt bad the next day too. Thtas so cute Kai and Kab goin get yr dinner but yer I felt so ill going round bunfight haha.
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ACTUALLY, CAN I PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ change my rating to 8/10? I've just been evaluating my score and it's actually kept me entertained a lot more than I thought it had. kthxbai.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Matt Wicks' blog by the way? It's been ages since the last update. And George Simmonds and Chris Merritt for that matter?
ReplyDeleteI'm gagging for a new post here Kabs. I almost put "gagaing" but that would just be taking it too far.
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