The Japanese

Sensu beans! If you once watched Dragon ball Z you would understand what they were, but to the rest of you, they're magical beans that regenerate your hit points. Remember when HP and PPs were important abbrev. , they mattered in the world of pokemon. Yes! You've hopefully guessed that this post is about 'Jappos', as N. griffin refers to people of the orient, I assume, I would never bug his telephone and listen to his phone sex calls. He doesn't like porn you see because he only sees one side of it, whereas I know pornography is an art form. I don't particularly watch Japanese porn because the 'Jappos' don't shave, ever. Also they blur images which is off-putting. The capital of Japan is... just confirming with wikipedia...it most definitely is Tokyo. For some strange reason I thought there could've been the slightest chance that it was Kyoto, maybe all that Civilization I play is getting to me. White folk seem to have the hugest infatuation with Japanese culture and I have to admit I did once too. OH MY, I've just realised something, the very principle of this post has been stolen from another quite 'shit' *kidding* blog I occasionally read. I'm going to read it again and see if I can still continue. Well I suppose I could go on. His post was about the cultural influence of the Japanese here in the UK. That is a prime example of globalisation and shines a light on the increasingly obsolete nature of the nation-state, or in fact the very existence of nations in the modern world. So why do white folk like Japan? My theory is the conservative approach the people in Japan take. whaah?! I hear you scream, how can the ultra-modern Japanese be conservative, they don't still have shoguns do they? Well to tell you the truth I'm really not sure if they still have shoguns but they have certainly preserved their cultural heritage and is probably the only...'well off' country to have done so. But so has Britain! I hear you scream once again with a patriotic flare. Has it? Has it really? No one eats rabbit stew anymore; no they eat curry and wash their hair with shampoo. 2-0 to the Indians! Well by integrating those into the British way of life maybe they have, a curry is the most British thing you can eat, so much so that white folk eat at Indian restaurants more than I do. Now that I've veered of what Merrett talked about in his blog, perhaps I can start to be funny again. hehe. Yes that IS my way of conceding that my argument was going nowhere and this seems to happen to me a lot, not so good for the future lawyer. You know what? I don't really want to be a lawyer; I just found Jurisprudence interesting and decided that a Law degree would take me to more places than one of Politics or Philosophy. Is it wrong that the expenses scandal made even more determined to be an MP one day, or even an MEP! Think of the perks! Europe is such a fascinating place but I feel that we're not in it. Europe to me is that place way over there across the channel. Ireland is definitely in Europe! At least not in my mind, even though every bit of the politician in me tells me it is more so than the UK. You know what I love about Ireland? The fact that it's the only place ever that could have a potato famine as a national tragedy. I mean come on! A tsunami or earthquake would be terrible, but a potato famine? That's just ridiculous! And a tad funny, to me, when I don't think about the death toll. Finding sick things funny is related to happiness you know. To find something that's awful funny you have to block out the seriousness of the situation. To be happy you do the same thing, you block out parts of reality that make you fall to your knees and throw up. People who don't drink aren't usually happy. Most are Muslim and I'm sure they're not happy about that. After all the suicide bombings I think they've run out of virgins there in heaven. Wow what a change in topic I have swung to from the 'Jappos'. Once I realise I've gone completely off-topic I usually end my posts. Tonight will be no exception. Peace.

easy like sunday morning (on a tuesday)

this is my third attempt to write this post. my fingers keep gettin drawn away from my keyboard to my hoolahoops. its very hard to think of things to say when u try, like i just went to the bathroom, after i just stared at this screen for like 90 seconds, but as soon as the pressure was off the things to think about just flooded my head. like why do women's jeans have a zip, its not like theyr gna poke their penis out of it and pee any time soon. and like how can u have a raspberry flavoured jaffa cake? i swer jaffa is like a type of orange. or a place where oranges are grown or something like that. then i thought what wud i wear if i went on the jonathan ross show. questions like these keep me standing at the urinal long after the pee has gone. the sad thing is that some questions dont have answers, nobody really knows wht darlings eyebrows are that colour, nobody knows why ukip's broadcast was more anti-recycling rather than anti-eu (if u havent seen i urge u to, its reli funny) and no1 knows why i have this blog. some questions are better left unanswered. .........right if u just agreed to my then ur a moron. all questions need answers, its pretty much the purpose of life, to answer questions. or maybe its just a past time. oh yh another revelation that came over me while i urinated ( i kno wt ur thinkin, i must drank alot) was that its reli hard to explain the meanings of words. like i ws readin about "liberalism" yday and i thought how can i explain wt toleration means without using the word tolerant. and i spose u can explain it in basic terms but how do u learn the meaning of words if u have to use words to explain them, u follow? like how did we learn the meaning of the first words we meant to say. i mean fair enuf apple is just an apple, but how did we structure sentences with words like is and that and and. all u english students gimme and answer kk;) it just got reli sunny outside all of a sudden, the sky is reli blue. how comes u can see the sky in space? looll thats the sea doi. im so dum:p yh how comes the sea seems so blue in space? but like its only blu on earth cos it reflects the blue from the sky. i remember in year when i ws a member of the school's hindu society:p lol! some guy came in and startin sayin some stuff i reli didnt understand, but he explained why the sky ws blu. its reli a dull answer:( i wud like to believe it has something to do with a giant tortoise like in all those terry prachett books. remember all those book fairs we usd to have in our skl. i always bought a book from there and then never read it. i hated reading then. u kno ur reading a good book wen u forget that ur actuli reading. and u kno ur revisin histry if after half n hour ur still readin the same sentence. i ws readin the coward book we gt in histry. hes meant to be some snobbish guy who loves cromwell, but i quite like his book, its may be slightly biased but he doesnt over do it. hutton is too popular for my liking, im gnna say hes an idiot b4 i read his book. so wens the exam? some time in the future:) so when exactly did cynisism become cool? i kno i can be very cynical at times. i think its just part of our culture now, british culture anyway. i dnt like the word british, it excludes the northern irish. wt do u call someone from the UK? like american can mean anyone from america, which is like a whole continent but they do u have the word america in USA, wt can u get outa UK... united subject?? nah that lame. everyone thinks how great english is because the world speaks it, so the english must be great aswell. but hooooow lukky are we that america speaks english. they cuda adopted french spanish(still can) or dutch. out of the countries my parents cuda immigrated toim glad its the uk. the usa is just so yuk. and europe is just odd. and london aswell, its a nice place. do any of u guys have family in like leicste or bradford...ugh. how can u live is such a place. anywhere north of london is just a sty. espcially oxford and cambridge. all they do there is drink and write dictionaries. well im gnna go eat. this ws quite a dull post i must say. i havenr read it over but i can jst tell. so ill put a nice yawn as the picture ;). peace

carried away *blushes*

so this is the new arsenal away kit. the season has been SO dissapointing that this is arugably the best piece of news since arshavin. not good news... just news:p so the main question dominating life at the moment is . . . is puritanical a word? ofcors its fukkin not! and dnt gimme that shit about if its used enuf any sound that comes out of ppls mouths becomes a word stevey fry. OMG! i gt a lil sidetrakkd thinkin about stephen fry and i went to his website... and gess wot? his sites 2.0 version has been created aswell! wt a copy cat, i knew this blog ws influential but this is borderin plagiarism!!! hmmm once again i find my self lost for words. story of my fukkin life. ive just been sittin here drinking hot chocolate, listening to snow patrol and watchin the lovely evening sky for like 20 minutes now. i reli do love lookin at the sky, im nt sure why. i take any oppurtunity to look at stars. yday i actuli went outside at like 11:30 just to find centauraus. didnt find it:( ursa major ws still there tho, that fat bear dont kno wen to just move on. just like gordon brown...hiyooo! nah im just kiddin ur doin doin a great mr B. oh i like politics. lets talk about politics. i urge everyone to vote in the elections comin up, if ur 18, i lost a lot of respect for u durin the london elections tanjil! u kno wt im talkin about! reckless criminality. lol i went like 3 whole posts without mentioning u! lol new record. but now i have.. hows the whore that i had intercourse with doing? still sellling her body on the street to fuel her COMMUNISM! thats right i said it, we were all thinkin it! i was revisin politics 2day, and i have to say, conservatives really are the bad guys. i honestly dont understand why ppl vote for them. well i am attacking cons with a small c here. lol like wt i did callin conservatives cons? lol its makes them seem bad:p anyhoo.. ahem. i have to say cameron is certainly makin the cons better than wt thatcher had frakensteinly created. frankenstein ws the doctor guy wasnt he. no time kavi no time!!! lol i meant wategwann. let me explain cameron's 'new conservatism' in the form of an examination answer. i gt a synoptic unit comin up and this is good practise:) well once upon a time in this place called victorian Britain there ws this guy called Disreali, he became PM and ws very famous, had riduculous facial hair. im talkin rubenesque here! lol actuli rubens shaved, but thats besides the point. well Big D (not devereux but disreali) saw the revolutions goin off all over the place in europe cos there ws such a huge rich poor gap. atleast i like to think so, im reli not sure i wsnt there. it cuda been over pie. or watchin cubix. wen i ws in yr 6 i totally flippd at my bro cos he didnt let me watch cubix, i mean i ws propa pummelling him. lol good times. umm wt ws i sayin? revolucion! he proposed that to ensure that this didnt happen in england he wud bring forward social reforms to bring the two nations of poor and rich together and its called the notion of one-nationism. basically give enuf concessions to the poor so they wudnt rebel, change in order to conserve, albeit a hierarchical german based shit storm. but to sell it to the workin class aswell, he introduced a moral view of social reform in the idea of a paternal responsibility of the rich. lol where the fuk am i goin with this? this has nothing to do with cameron.... or DOES it? fuk libertarian permissive society bring bak the family! is the basic message. yh basically camerons been appealin to the lower classes, ie through family values, as well as tryin to create social cohesion like hug a hoodie, in order to make sure he can cut taxes under this bullshit slogan of thrift so he can keep the rich from explotin the poor. and my god do they not know how to manage the economy. mr osborne keeps sayin i cant say wt were gnna do cos were not in office and kno the details of the budget. more like ur idea of gettin elected and paid to ur job is to do nothin u laissez faire piece of shit. u cant do anything cos u dont kno wt to do. u dnt have any policy and yet these stupid ppl think hmm lets punish the labour party for 10 years of prosperity and a few unemployed farmers (please excuse my rather uncaring view of the recession, however) by voting in the conservatives! why dnt u just vote bnp? hmmm i want more market regulation... ill vote for the party that privatised the fukkin nation, party that will reduce taxes and reduce public spending. i dnt like MPs expenses and generally want change ill vote for the party thats fundamental policy is to CONSERVE! sigh.

Confessions

salut boy n girls, i have to admit that ive been avoiding this blog... ive had so much time to spare but yet ive put off writing for some reason, and that earlier post doesnt count, that ws just shit. i timed it cos i didnt wnna write. well... im just gnna say it, i reli dont know how 2.0 is gnna be any different to my last blog, except theres extra effort for me as i gtta find a picture:p so the cosmetics will reli be the only different which to be honest are pretty shit, this site doesnt have the same feel, i miss the old doom and gloom. but no more regrets, whats done is done:) so enuf about me ... how are u my beloved reader? bored? lol btw hw do u guys revise? i spend like a whole day makin a time table for my self to use up time, procrastinate i think is the word, and then dnt use the damn thing, its cos i sorta expect myself to work for ages without a break cos i wrote it down on excel, and wen i take a break 15 mins into revisin i think fuk it ill do more 2moz. i ws learnin s2 today, E(x) is np, and Var(x) is npq and q is (1-p) so Var(x) is np(1-p) = np-np². but thats only for a binomial distribution where theres a set number of trials with a fixd yes no probability. oh and they have to be independent. now all that ws to make the point that when the fuk will i ever use this in life? i cant even use it in conversation never mind as a practical solution to an everyday solution, unless i ws actuli sad enuf to analyse the amount of red cars pass the school over 5 weeks. oh my! my now playin pane on wmp has seemed to have disapeard. ooh wen ppl fuk with my pc i get angry, i mean why wud u change that? its just convenient, im sorry if it blokd ur view of the green bars moving up and down. now how the hell am i meant to see wts on this playlist without goin to library? its not hard but its just hassle!! lol listen to me whining, just like the good ol days:D my ichs days are finally up and so are urs, i kno we have revision lessons, but its just not the same. 7 long years, and i dnt miss a lot of it. yrs 11-13 ws fun but being called fat for the rest of it doesnt bring bak any fond memories. how weve changed, giving up real friends to join a artificial federation of dikheddish white folk. sigh. why cudnt pearson have been there b4 yr 12:( actuli wen did he join? i didnt reli notice him until politics, before my eyes were opened to true beauty. i think if we had pearson in yr 9 i wud have actuli been driven to homosexuality, and how fun that wud have been. cos no offence ladies, if sex didnt exist u wud just be annoying and useless! well unless u cud cook and no when to shut up im sure u wuda been fine. lol im gonna be soooo whipped wen i get married, i can just tell:p hmm its 21:47 atm and my bro is still not bak from "revisin" at kcl's library, u kno i myt jst follow him one day and see if he reli is revisin for like 10 hours a day, cos thats just not natural, who goes to central london almost everyday for 10 hours to revise? hmmm i think a man is involved. and someones been in my condom stash. and taken my aids removal kit... suspicious times. i still dnt like the word gay bein thrown around as an insult. its not that much anymore, but my yr 8 cusin actuli told me he ws homophobic and sed it as if it he ws tryin to be macho. i fukkin slappd him and sed im gnna rape all that hate outa u!! i mean racism is justified, cos asians will blow u up if u dnt kill them first, but homophobic behaviour is just dum, imagine havin a propa geezer to hang out and drink/watch football with and then have 'privelleges with' it wud be perfect! do it greek style baby! apparently gymnasium means naked in greek. and we all kno what they did in THEIR gymnasiums dont we? thats right lesbian trigonometry. lol this has been a very maths oriented post. oh yh u kno wt ws weird the other day? well i ws doin maths, and i noticed i actuli personified the numbers! i think thats the right word, i made them into sorta characters. and basically this is wt happend, i ws doin binomial probabilites, and i ws like p≤2 and so i workd out the probz of 0,1 and 2 and then minusd them from 1. then i did p>1 and i thought awww 2 has left 1 and 0 by themselves. and i noticed like 2 seconds after i thought that, that that wsnt right. lol three thats in a row, did u figure out wt i ws tryin to say? wen i see words twice, and they do make sense, i can never figure out wt the writer is tryna say unless i say it out loud. and i reli cant read out loud good. oh yh i talkd about that alredi. well its almost 10 o clok now so im gnna go, so wen i sed it ws 21:47, it took me 12 mins to write up to now, it shows u how much time and effort goes into blogging! appreciate dudes n dudettes. peace.

21 seconds to go, well after i had used up 279.

5 minutes... tick tock.. so lets get poppin. i just came home, twas fun, hmm not such a great place to start:p my tummy hurts ahhh pressure pressure! calm down... whoooosaaa well as u probably figured out, lol actuli u probz didnt:p but im goin to write as much as i can in 5 minutes. explainin it is bound to waste some time. well one minute gone and ive written like nothing. this reminds me of writin a conclusion in a history exam, gotta write something even if its shit innit. emeny ws like nah dnt do that, just write half way and make it good. thats not how i roll biaaaatch. yh yh speed, read n think too quik, do u guys have that problem? u read too much in ur hed that wen u try to read out loud u fuk upp cos ur heds like 10 minutes ahed of ur mouth? maybe im just dyslexic? is that how u spell it? i mumble and stammer alot like charles I. ahh i promised myself that this blog wudnt be like this!! hmmmm bring it back kavi. pressure breaks u man. ohhh yhh theres this program 2nite bout crakkin under pressure, makes u violent. wow the black population must be under pressure all the time. same with pablo. jeez nigga he just hits ppl 4 no reason. lol bitchin now are we? sucide its a suicide. TIME!

An Introduction

Miss me? I thought not:( Anyhoo, welcome to the brand new 'season' of Kavizzle. I was thinking of renaming both blog sites, so any sugesstions are welcome:) Why a different site i hear you ask? Well because i felt that the first blog had run its course and needed a fresh new image, a brand new start in order to pepetuate the Kavizzle series. Hmm i might just call this blog Kavizzle, or Wategwannzzle. I had a lot of fun on the old blog but, now its time to put it to bed and move on, just like New Labour and traditional socialism. I chose a new background, its all grey and pink, hopefully it will pull this blog out of depression. Also i decided i'll put some pictures in aswell, just to compete with Merrett for fan support. Congratulations Merrett, your name got mentioned in kavizzle 2.0's first post:D I have some concerns however. First of all, i'm pretty sure my spelling and grammar have been spot on so far, lol wts up wit that?! Secondly, i need to avoid second series syndrome, in that the sequel to anything is always worse. A clear example.... high school musical! high school musical 2 didn't even hit cinemas! However the likes of terminator 2, the dark knight (if the franchise started again with batman begins) and of course the godfater part 2 all give me hope that this ,kavizzle 2.0, will be a success. Well thats enough of the foreword, i will probably not post again for some time, i need to refresh my head, and revise for exams, but my return IS imminent. Its good to be back:) - Wategwann