sarah walks into the class
her mind starts to dance
as she looks across the room
the kids sneak a glance
this is not what they planned
billy puts up his hand
and says....
miss!
do we live just to die?
no we dont,
we only live to multiply
but why?
that seems so dum!
but its fun!
ask your mum
she fucks till shes numb
who were the nazis?
well to be blunt
the nazis were cunts
they killd loads of jews
and they flopped the eastern front
why is the sky blue?
its all about the bending of light,
you learnt about the spectrum right?
all the colours perceived by sight.
well they bend around the earth
electromagnetism shit
white lights goes on to split
and only blue then transmits
miss i feel sick.
then fuk off to the office
and make it quick
they'll believe u
theyr that thick
cos i kno ur not ill
ur just a fukkin lazy prick
why does mummy cry?
cos ur dads homosexual
and their marriage is a lie
u kno why ur dad makes the post man run?
well because lil jimmy
ur the postman's son.
riiiiing!
break time guys
the kids seem shocked
but fuck off like flies
sarah stands there
and starts to reflect
done her bit for today
taught the kids about respect.

love it XD!!!
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