Steve took the bus to barkingside. steve then turned into kavi, im too egocentric for this shit, i aint playin no games. i went into tescos with my pal ravz then we ran on walls for about an hour or so. true friendship finds fun from anywhere even from silence. Then we went to the freakiest place ever, the barnados village. 6 long years going to skl before i realised there ws a village in the middle of shitty ol barkinside. along side the bnp BKS and a whole load of asian students is the most tranquil place for storing(lets be honest) murderous orphans and smelly ol folk. me n ravz walkd up to a statue that sed 'live everyday as if it were ur last, now turn around' behind us was a fukking one armed lesbian blak youth. i thought could society possibly hate you more little girl? ravz ws probably lost in profound thought but all that escaped his lips was a mumble of the word 'cupcakes'. turning my attention back my pretty little sauda, she spilled out 'si yo fuero un chico' i replied ud still be a one armed freak and then legged it. poor girl. i made my way to primark, ditching ravz on the way, tamils have tution even wen theyre not in education, keeps them out of trouble (civil war). nehoo u know ur poor wen u wait for a sale at primark. peace.
'si yo fuero un chico' <- Has someone been listening to a bit too much Beyoncé? Or is this you imagining Beyoncé as a one-armed Spanish-speaking lesbian?
ReplyDeleteI was not aware of this so-called village either! Though I did have a dream once where some of us attended college around there. And it did seem like there was more to the area than first met the eye.
kavi you still make me laugh
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