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Friday, 28 August 2009

cut the crap



ive busted my foot and ive been indoors since like exams say. what ive learnt from this experience is that you can just about fill a 14 hour day with quake live and masturbation.

i was wochin king kong on itv 2 the other week but i wsnt payin attention to the story cos one thing was on my mind....where the fuck was king kongs giant cock? it shud be swingin all over the place

it wud reli suck to work in an office. the highlight of my day would be figuring out a reason to use that other inside out setting on a stapler.

fizzy drinks are bad for u cos they rot ur teeth, theyr bad cos they have PHOSPHORIC ACID!!

the french economy was booming b4 the recession. probably because every single perfume company was founded in paris sometime in 1965

i learnt an important lesson 2day trying to make squash. dilute and moisturize are not the same thing.

i was volunteerin at an orphanage and i noticed this priest comin every week and givin handsome donation. its weird how kids all look pretty much the same. its also weird how every kid at that orphange called the priest father.

i bet emo kids in japan try to learn english to look cool

alice peeked through the looking glass...which could have been any piece of glass considering most of it is atleast translucent

4 comments:

  1. Haven't had time to read every post, but from the ones I've read...BRILLIANT! But random. Makes me (almost) regret rejecting Southampton and choosing Brum. :D

    And as for King Kong's giant cock, he probably had it rammed up some whore or something. Or, rather, some whoreS, all skewered together, and taped to his body. Look at his fur, they're all probably buried in there screaming "NOOOO!". Ever wondered why they always show long shots, or focus on everywhere else apart from his crotch?

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  2. Do you know what a looking glass is? It's a mirror.
    Idiot.

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  3. i would put money on one of the above being tanjil

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  4. LOOOOOOL
    a looking glass is not a real mirror, an evaluation that someone did about you could be a looking glass, cooley looking glass theory...

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