overtaking merret

thats right folks i think, im pretty sure ive got the maths right here, that with this post i've overtaken merret for most posts, includin that other shit blog i had once. how sad. nehoo turns out im goin on holiday. whoohoo? to majorca..sigh. i try to avoid chavs in this country why wud i want to do that in a whole other time zone and climate. i spose it wud be a break from this rather boring unoutrageousness. actuli summers not thaaat bad. i ws in the parke the other day. oh my. it ws in the 12th century u see, i cant believe i jsut spelt park like that, it wsnt a typo, it just felt sooo right....MMM! i once spelt or as ore, totally different words. nehoo in the park i ws surrounded by these huge trees, as is normal in a park. cut to the chase kavz... yh then i came on her face! then it startd rainin, in the park.. by the way i came on kates face just incase u were wondrin. i remember thinkin, hmm trees will keep me dry n safe while it rains... BANG!! some emotionally fragile lightning comes my way, this was the first time ive ever seen lightning and heard the thunder at the same time. i remember wen i ws in yr 4 a bunch of girls in my class were cryin cos there ws thunder which was allah comin to get them for being sluts.. u see one of them took their scarves off during PE!!:O shock horror... and then the rest of their kit to suck of mr blacklock. anyhoo in the mark i swer i cud smell smoke. i though oh shit chavz.. but it ws tobacco/weed free, also in the whole lightning context, chavs wud have been a rather weak explanation for the smoke. i also heard a scream and it ws gettin louder......... aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAH!!!! turns out zeus had fallen off his cloud into the earthly realm. wategwann i greeted him with a smile. i cud tell zeus was confused about how he travelled the 1,700 miles from mt olympus to seven kings park in the distance a drop of rain falls. he then calld for his dinosaur morph and megazord and went to fight some huge bad guy where no damage ws reported and the incident passed without notice from the public. ive never gt how anyone cud be good at public speaking, i mean wt if ur crowd is just dum and they dnt get ur revolutionary ideas.. the jews ARE a renewable source of energy:( bad days in st petersburg. have u seen that plynth in traf sq? i ws there with matt the other day.. SHOUT OUT TO MY BWOI MATT BIG UP!. hopefully hell lett me sleep with sister now. nehoo wt wud u do for a whole hour in the middle of a national landmark. u kno wt i wud do..... yes i would get my penis out and semen all over my lovelys, u sik minded ppl. wt i wud reli do is buy a whole load of hair gell and point my hair at about a 50 degree angle to my face and also do the same to my pubes except to my tummy and get a semi on, then i cud be three sun dials. some jappo myt ask... hmm wts the time, ofcourse he cud look at big ben, bt wt if he 4gt his glasses,... SUNDIAL MAN!! hmm i dnt reli trust his hair...how about a 2nd opinion... thats right chek out his pubes! i dnno why jappos are always on holiday lookin at the sites, its not like they can see. i saw bruno the other day, it has a very powerful message i have to say. u kno wt? for this entire time ive been typing ive been tryin to think of a joke involving tom... no luck tho:( i think its subconsciously outa pure respect. so i stalkd tanjil and his gf the other day, they didnt see me but i have photos if u want proof. shes kinda freaky lookin upfront. nah im playin sees fine. just a lil question tho.. dude wt were u doin with ur hands?! seriously! dudes gta pop peace.