growing up

mental activity isnt real activity.

my room gets messy so quickly, i only tidied it up yesterday. My mum was yelling at me, she was all emotional and blood was trickling down her leg, so i thought it wud be in my interest to do so. there was quite alot of paper, most of it from histry, and like a good indian i didnt throw it away or even recycle it, i just shoved it in my closet along with my sexual orientation. now this room is covered in clothes, which are mostly potato sacks ive bought frm matalan. theres a natural feel to the clothes, its like a jungle. i like to think theres some sort of scientific theory behind why my room never stays clean, its like the pressure system or osmosis. when i tidy my room i create a vacuum with low pressure which sucks in mess. i dont think i'll make any religious comparisons to my logic, im not reli in the mood.

i was thinking, Jesus, the son of god, was blates a homosexual. forgive my stereotyping, i AM trying to be funny. firstly, jesus surrounded himself with 12 men...GAY. he touched men on a regular basis (healin n shit)..GAY. he drank wine....overwhelmingly GAY. aswell as proving jesus was gay ive been trying to figure out what the fourth dimension is. mathematic doesnt need one, english student say there isnt one cos we've alredi used up axis x,y and z. but perhaps if we go to one of those crazy asian countries we might have more letters. i thought that if u draw three boxes on top of each other u might see it, but it just makes a mess. a vegetarian can eat meat with a clean conscience if they eat the placenta that comes with a baby. its like vegetarians want to be hated, surely that borders cannibalism. one of the questions people ask when theyre gettin to kno others is about favourite colours. why would you like one colour more than others? i do like purple, but it seems kinda homosexual. i used to say mine was green but my rents beat that outa me cos its the colour of the pakis. actuli my fave colour is black now, cos im lonely and misunderstood. lol

if you can figure out the reasons ive used for starting new paragraphs then ur a smarter person than i. paragraphs are so middle class! lol. i like that. if the nazis had won the war, i wonder how they wouldve dealt with global warming. burning jews at a higher rate would have been counter-productive. that kinda sounded america, nothing to be ashamed of. i felt a bit of shame the other day cos i sed semi as sem-eye. the yank way. using the word eye, theres a clear way to working in a joke about either kate or the dutch. ill leave that to ur imagination. when people go to war, does the army effectively lynch the opposing army? only reason ive brought it up is cos i got the oxfrd definition for lynch, i used to think it was just the game where u hang black folk. inalienable rights... never did come up on the exam.

peace.