entertainment, not feelings

summer is hot! sure its a lesson many have learnt but not me! atleast not till 2day. cmon england hasnt gt much to offer. its like theres a heat wave every decade where a bunch of old ppl die bt aprt frm that this countrys weather is shit. shit in that the sun is hidden behind a grey curtain. nt that i dislike that, i love bein depressd! hmm. i love how boots advertise summer as a time to make women sort out their fukkin imperfectible selves. bloated, ugly women with unclean homes and children. women get all the shit. and so they shud, that fat fukkin whore shudnt have told adam to get her some fruit. bitch! god is it just me or are women gettin lazier? men were gentlemen because women did all the house work, but theyr just fat orange bitches, demanding positively discrimated rights. its chromosonist! its a womans world soon guys. i heard someone say that ther wudnt be wars if women were political leaders. not true. ww2 wudnt have been startd over the invasion of poland maybe, but some lady wud say germany looked big with those borders and BANG! england has the fattest women in europe. its cos they have rights here. wt a mistake. i wud love to see paris again, i went there wen i ws in yr 5, i went with my mum and her sisters. never go holiday with women, they just spend all day shopping. shopping in a country which has a changin exchange rate with us... its like trading ur money for cows and then eatin them wen ur a vegetarian. actuli its not. but u get the idea? wen i went to florida my cuzin sista spent 50 usd to get into universal studios jsut to spend all day shoppin and no goin on a single roller coaster. cant blame women, 3000 years without a job and now they get financial responsibility they cant fukkin control themselves.
ENOUGH
yh im disgustin myself with the sexism, but the stories are true. its gettin pretty dark outside. i dont like to be disturbed wen im doin these blogtings cos i 4get wt im sayin, also im pretty fkkin embarassd about wt i write. i wish i cud be silly again, cos i ws alot happier. the uk has adoptd a silly humour now innit. look at those confused.com ads, silly is the new witty. its not about slick puns but about unicorns in outlandish situations with a varied vocabulary.
"one day a walnut ws skippin along a rainbow wen an exhaust pipe ran up to it and sed ' where u goin mate' and the walnut turned around and sed ' away from a personifaction of inanimate objects' the exhaust pipe then left cos he gt all puffd up.....he ws allergic to nuts" sigh? i think ive forgotten how to be funny. anal just isnt funny anymore. i thought it ws cos i ws all lokkd up in my house during exams but like my house can be funny at times, like one time my mum calld me to dinner so i fukkd her up cos she blates didnt make rice. i love rice. i will any shit aslong as it comes with rice. my diet is pretty fukkd up aswell. i remember i used eat bread and ketchup. it ws a mixture of laziness and yumminess. hmm i havent insuktd anyone. i had sexual intercourse with a member of one of my associates family. done;) i ws wochin this thing about darwin and it sorta hit me that all of us are monkeys. well not exactly monkeys but like close to. its pretty weird. i have weird moments like that, moments of ummmm.. like 3rd person perspectives. humans have arms, like branches, with grabby things at the end of them. doi. oooh i gtaa pop, cya soon. peace.