Copying Aaran just for Tom

(1) You wake up and It's a beautiful day in Southampton because you're young, sexy and you know Kavi. Laying in bed with a grin on your face you lose track of time and when you snap back to reality you realise you may not make it to lectures on time, CRAP! You:

Try to get to the lecture as fast as possible, you paid for it right? - go to 4

Stay in bed, education is overrated - go to 5

(2) You and Karim talk for hours about how he's a pussy and he keeps sayin bowl locks and ball shit. You decide to go to Asda with him and you have an awkward but enjoyable day with him. After all that Tunisian though it's time for dinner. You:

Go to dinner - go to 8

Hang out with Karim a little longer - go to 12

(3) You fall into a deep sleep. No ordinary sleep, there are unicorns and shit all up in your grill. There's a purple tunnel ahead of you and as you walk through it Kavi's head pops up. He asks you to come to his room. You:

Follow him - go to 18

Run in the opposite direction - go to 14

(4) You run all the way to your lecture, pushing that old lady who was walking slowly infront of you on purpose (you convince yourself). despite all your efforts you are still 5 mins late. This means you face that awkward walk into the lecture theatre and shyly take your seat next to that random if you go in. You:

Bite the bullet and go into the theatre - go to 11

Decide to walk that mysterious alley next to the lecture theatre you've seen but never walked down - go to 13

(5) Staying in bed is so comfy! Until.....NEIGHBOUR! Karim is bored. He knocks on your door loads, but you've not said a word yet. You:

Stay put, you're sleepy - go to 3

Get up and talk to Karim - go to 2

(6) You sick fuck. Firmin dies and you wake up. As you look around the corridoor, turns out Firmin actually has died a gruseome death. You blame yourself for the rest of your life, eventually committing suicide. The end.

(7) Firmin is forever grateful. He offers you a prize, either a wish or you get to fuck Firmin as hard as you want. You:

Take the wish - go to 16

Fuck Firmin really hard - go to 6

(8) Dinner was full of those familiar faces you always see, those guys you hate but still talk to, fucking ethnics! Unable to control you emotions any longer, you unleash your true feelings and slam your cock into Lei's face. Lei doesn't respond well. After an unintelligible ramble he kicks your arse as the rest of the guys take bets on who will win. You die in the bloody rampage of the dragon. Lei is arrested for murder and you go down as a national hero, silent but never forgotten in the hearts of the chamberlain crew. The man who slayed the dragon. The End.

(9) Turns out Kavi has made a time machine which you are to test out. You put one foot in but then have second thoughts. You:

Run away and go dinner - go to 8

Man up and enter the void - go to 14

(10) On the way to dinner you see Kavi. He seems really excited and wants to show you something in his room (hopefully it's not his penis again..). You:

Tell him to fuck off and go to dinner - go to 8

Go to his room, penis here i come:D - go to 9

(11) It turns out the lecturer hadn't even arrived yet and you comfortably sit with your gang of mates (all of whom are chinese of course). The lecture is pretty uneventful and you hang out with your course mates until its time for dinner. As you are about to depart from campus you notice that alley again. You:

Finally decide to explore the alley - go to 15

Go to dinner, Lei's wating.. - go to 10

(12) Karim shows you his voodoo side. He engulfs you in a black hole. He asks whether you want to go on a journey that extends beyond space and time, or should you wait because dinner is pretty soon. You:

Go to dinner - go to 8

Keep going in this black hole - go to 14

(13) The alley is longer than you expected. It feels like you've been walking for hours. All of a sudden you see Karim. He looks kinda freaky. You:

RUN! - go to 17

Talk to Karim - go to 12

(14) You see all that exists and that has existed. You see people writing on their blogs at 3 am and the predictable grueseome death of Firmin. You see waves of particles brush against your body as you start freaking out. You see Kabert having sex with Hector and you KNEW something was up! You now have a choice, as you see Firmin hangin on a ledge with a pit of chainsaws below him. You:

Save him - go to 7

Let him perish - go to 6

(15) The alley is pretty plain, nothing magical even happens. You are about to leave but you notice a shadow in corner of your eye. "what the fock!", ah crap its Kab. After a conversation where Kab laughs for about half of it, you go back to Kab's room and play AOE2. You both decide to turn pro and eventually become the leaders of your countries after ww3 when wood and stone resources are low and the brightest minds are needed for these times of kings and conquerors. Epic times. The End.

(16) The wish is granted but as you decide what you should wish for you wake up. Proud of yourself in the dream you stay happy for the rest of the week. This optimisim leads you to great things and you live a happy life. Lei dies horribly and you laugh loads with your fuckloads of money and super hot wife. The End.

(17) Running doesn't save you from the sound of BALL SHIT piercing your ears. Unable to take it any longer you face up to your fear only to see that Karim has dissapeared. You walk home frightened and confused. Karim is never seen again. That moment absorbs your life as spend every minute searching for answers of what happened. You die alone, without friends, family or Karim. The End.

(18) You wake up and Kavi is actually at your door. It's also dinner time, you were asleep for a long time. Kavi wants you to come to his room but you're really hungry. You:

Go to his room - go to 9

Go to dinner - go to 8