easy like sunday morning (on a tuesday)

this is my third attempt to write this post. my fingers keep gettin drawn away from my keyboard to my hoolahoops. its very hard to think of things to say when u try, like i just went to the bathroom, after i just stared at this screen for like 90 seconds, but as soon as the pressure was off the things to think about just flooded my head. like why do women's jeans have a zip, its not like theyr gna poke their penis out of it and pee any time soon. and like how can u have a raspberry flavoured jaffa cake? i swer jaffa is like a type of orange. or a place where oranges are grown or something like that. then i thought what wud i wear if i went on the jonathan ross show. questions like these keep me standing at the urinal long after the pee has gone. the sad thing is that some questions dont have answers, nobody really knows wht darlings eyebrows are that colour, nobody knows why ukip's broadcast was more anti-recycling rather than anti-eu (if u havent seen i urge u to, its reli funny) and no1 knows why i have this blog. some questions are better left unanswered. .........right if u just agreed to my then ur a moron. all questions need answers, its pretty much the purpose of life, to answer questions. or maybe its just a past time. oh yh another revelation that came over me while i urinated ( i kno wt ur thinkin, i must drank alot) was that its reli hard to explain the meanings of words. like i ws readin about "liberalism" yday and i thought how can i explain wt toleration means without using the word tolerant. and i spose u can explain it in basic terms but how do u learn the meaning of words if u have to use words to explain them, u follow? like how did we learn the meaning of the first words we meant to say. i mean fair enuf apple is just an apple, but how did we structure sentences with words like is and that and and. all u english students gimme and answer kk;) it just got reli sunny outside all of a sudden, the sky is reli blue. how comes u can see the sky in space? looll thats the sea doi. im so dum:p yh how comes the sea seems so blue in space? but like its only blu on earth cos it reflects the blue from the sky. i remember in year when i ws a member of the school's hindu society:p lol! some guy came in and startin sayin some stuff i reli didnt understand, but he explained why the sky ws blu. its reli a dull answer:( i wud like to believe it has something to do with a giant tortoise like in all those terry prachett books. remember all those book fairs we usd to have in our skl. i always bought a book from there and then never read it. i hated reading then. u kno ur reading a good book wen u forget that ur actuli reading. and u kno ur revisin histry if after half n hour ur still readin the same sentence. i ws readin the coward book we gt in histry. hes meant to be some snobbish guy who loves cromwell, but i quite like his book, its may be slightly biased but he doesnt over do it. hutton is too popular for my liking, im gnna say hes an idiot b4 i read his book. so wens the exam? some time in the future:) so when exactly did cynisism become cool? i kno i can be very cynical at times. i think its just part of our culture now, british culture anyway. i dnt like the word british, it excludes the northern irish. wt do u call someone from the UK? like american can mean anyone from america, which is like a whole continent but they do u have the word america in USA, wt can u get outa UK... united subject?? nah that lame. everyone thinks how great english is because the world speaks it, so the english must be great aswell. but hooooow lukky are we that america speaks english. they cuda adopted french spanish(still can) or dutch. out of the countries my parents cuda immigrated toim glad its the uk. the usa is just so yuk. and europe is just odd. and london aswell, its a nice place. do any of u guys have family in like leicste or bradford...ugh. how can u live is such a place. anywhere north of london is just a sty. espcially oxford and cambridge. all they do there is drink and write dictionaries. well im gnna go eat. this ws quite a dull post i must say. i havenr read it over but i can jst tell. so ill put a nice yawn as the picture ;). peace